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"Oh my God!" screamed Candy,
"Its him!"
"Dont be afraid General Washington,"
said the Bachelor.
"Oh, Im not afraid,"
replied Washington.
"Okay how did you do
this one? Get an actor? He doesn't really look like his pictures,"
scoffed Edna.
"Oh, I dont know,"
said Herbert and took out a one dollar bill from his wallet to check.
"Look to save time," said
Washington wearily, "I really am George Washington and your
friend here really did come and get me from the past. Why is it
whenever anyone in the future invents a time machine they always
come and get me as proof?"
"You mean, youve been
to the future before?" asked the Bachelor.
"The future, the past. Do you
want to see some pics?"
Edna, Herbert, Candy and the Bachelor
gathered around as the first President made himself comfortable
on a bean-bag. From his battle coat he withdrew a small pile of
photographs.
When they had finished looking through
Washingtons happy snaps of his journeys through time, the
Bachelor offered to take him back. In a flash, they were gone.
"Im beginning to believe
him," said Herbert.
"Im still not so sure,"
said Edna, "I mean, if time travel were possible, why havent
we met any visitors from the future, or the past. Those photos could
have been mocked up."
"They looked real enough to
me," said Candy, "Here he comes again."
"Sorry I took a bit longer than
usual," said The Bachelor, "But I stopped off along the
way to prove my invention another way."
Edna lit another cigarette, "I
bet I can guess. You changed some history."
The Bachelor nodded and walked into
the kitchen. When he returned he was carrying a bag of confectionary.
"Can anyone tell me what this
is?" asked the Bachelor.
"It looks like candy,"
said Herbert.
"Precisely," said the Bachelor.
There was a moments pause while
the guests thought over this, and poured another drink. Edna and
Herbert were close to understanding when Candy surprised them all.
"You went back in time and invented candy and named it after
me!"
"I did."
"Thats ridiculous,"
said Edna, "An absolute coincidence that candy has her namesake.
Why, candy has been around for at least two hundred years!"
"Two hundred and twenty-three,"
corrected the Bachelor.
"But its been called candy
since
since
" stumbled Edna.
"Since I altered history."
Herbert, for the first time that
night, put down his drink and spoke seriously. " It might surprise
you to know that I know one or two things about time travel myself.
You are in the company of the man who wrote Time Fighters II
and Aliens From Future World."
"Of course I realise,"
said the Bachelor, "Thats why youre here."
"Well one of the reasons I think
this is all phoney is because of the
lets say confusion
time travel can cause."
"Such as?"
"Well lets say
you want to visit yourself. If you go into the past and say, Hello,
Im from the future the you in the past will know that
in the future you will build a time machine and do that. But...
say you dont want to. You have no choice because its
already happened."
"Go on," said the Bachelor.
"And, likewise, what if you
wanted to visit yourself in the future. You would say, Hello,
Im from the past but that you in the future as already
lived that time travel so they know whats going on. Am I making
any sense?"
"Want another drink?" asked
Candy.
The Bachelor stood up. "Hes
got a point, I think. Theres only one way to find out what
would happen if I visited myself. Ill go into the future.
But first, Ill go into the kitchen
and get dessert. I feel like some of that spongecake."
The others looked at each other in silence.
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