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The Bachelor ushered in his last
guest, an attractive girl carrying a cake box, and introduced her
to the others. With his party now complete he took a central position
in the Lounge and paused.
"I have invented a time machine,"
said the Bachelor quite plainly.
"Wild," said Herbert.
"Lets put on a record,"
said Edna.
"Whats a time machine?"
asked Candy.
The Bachelor (for so it will be convenient
to speak of him) lived in a pad. If one were a bachelor in the late
1950s, then whatever one called home, be it a flat or a house
or whatever, one also called it a pad. A bedroom, a small kitchen,
and a big lounge.
He had invited three friends for
cocktails, a small dinner, and more cocktails. There was Herbert,
a hack writer of science fiction novels, the kind that rarely sold
for more than fifteen cents. Also in the Lounge was Edna, a drop-out,
though no one asked from where. And, for fun, Candy whom the Bachelor
had met at the supermarket earlier that day.
"Listen everyone," said
the Bachelor, "I dont think you realise what I just said."
With some reluctance, everyone turned their attention to their host.
"Okay, whats the joke?"
asked Edna.
"Its no joke. Do you see
this watch? I have performed some modifications on it. I wont
go into details"
"Thank God!" said Herbert
and poured himself another drink.
"But the outcome is, I now have
a time machine."
There was a few seconds of silence
before Candy asked again, "Whats a time machine?"
"Im glad you asked me
Candy. Put simply, I can travel to any time. To the past or the
future. Well, friends, what do you think of that?"
There was another silence and then
a long laugh from the three guests. The Bachelor calmly poured himself
a drink.
"Come on," said Herbert
controlling his laughter, "Were all educated people.
Do you really expect us to believe you?"
"No Herbert, of course not.
Which is why I thought I might prove it."
"How will you do that?"
asked Edna.
"Simple. Herbert, can I have
something of yours? Say, your tie."
Still laughing, Herbert gave the Bachelor his
tie and watched as he turned
some very small dials on the side of his
watch. The three guests sat there in the Lounge and watched the
Bachelor disappear.
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