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"Where did he go?" screamed
out Candy.
"Its just a little trick dear," said Edna.
"What a gagster!" laughed
Herbert, "Id better get my tie back!"
And then, literally out of thin air,
the Bachelor re-appeared. "Miss me?"
"Okay comedian, wheres
my tie?" said Herbert.
"How did you do it?" asked
Edna, now showing some interest.
"Yesterday I received a package.
Herbert, you can fetch it. Its in the cupboard."
Herbert ran to the cupboard and brought
back a small package, complete with stamps and postmarks. He read
the instructions aloud: "To be set aside until after the first
experiment, Friday night."
"Well, Herbert, as you can see
its unopened. And check the postmark."
"Last Friday," said Herbert
opening unwrapping the brown paper. A little stunned, he pulled
out his tie. "Okay whats the gag?"
"Whod like another demonstration?"
"I would," said Edna, "because
that was no proof. You could have bought the tie, set up Herbert"
"But I didnt," protested
the Bachelor.
"Then bring back something from
more than a week ago," said Edna lighting another cigarette.
"All right. What will it be?
Billy The Kids gun? The Declaration of Independence?"
"Well if youre
going back that far, why not bring a person," suggested Herbert
as he gave Candy another drink.
"Yeah George Washington!"
said Candy deciding to join in.
Edna gave Candy one of those looks
that only an Edna can give a Candy. Then Edna turned to the Bachelor
and smiled. "Yeah good idea."
"All right," said the Bachelor
as he adjusted his watch
once again, "you three wait here."
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